I Cheated Minutes Before My Wedding… With My Stepmom

So I’m going to be a married man. Whoop-de-fucking-doo, right? At first, I was on top of the world. Spending the rest of my life with my soulmate? It’s a dream come true. And, hey, it’s not like I don’t like my fiance. It’s just… Fucking one person for the rest of my life? That’s a scary thought. And that’s where things get really fucking weird. I go to vent my problems to my stepmom and my best man’s stepmom, who’re both in their wedding dresses.